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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Blur

    Song: Song 2

    Real Lyric: i got my head checked by a jumbo jet

    The Misheard: i got my head shaved by a ja-mo-chay

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    Artist: Standards

    Song: Jingle Bells

    Real Lyric: Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh!

    The Misheard: Oh what fun it is to ride in a one whore soap and sleigh

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    Artist: AC/DC

    Song: You Shook Me All Night Long

    Real Lyric: You shook me all night long.

    The Misheard: We should all die young.

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    Artist: Monkees

    Song: Daydream Believer

    Real Lyric: cheer up sleepy jean

    The Misheard: cheer up cheif magee

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    Artist: Metallica

    Song: Fuel

    Real Lyric: Ohhh, On I Burn, Fuel is pumping engines, Burning hard, loose & clean And I burn, Churning my direction, Quench my thirst with Gasoline

    The Misheard: Ohhh, I Burn Fuel is pumping inches Burning holes loose in me And I burn, Choosing my direction, Fill my lungs with Gasoline

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    Artist: Ramones

    Song: Sheena Is A Punk Rocker

    Real Lyric: Well, the kids are all hopped up and ready to go/they've got their surfboards, and they're going to the discotheque au-go-go/but she just couldn't stay/she had to break away/aw new york city really has it all/oh yeah/sheena is a punk rocker, sheena is... etc.

    The Misheard: Well, the kids are all hopped up and ready to go/they've got their surfboards, and they're going to the discotheque au-go-go/but she just couldn't stand/she had to break a wind/aw new york city really has it all/...etc

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    Artist: Deee-Lite

    Song: Groove Is In The Heart

    Real Lyric: Groove is in the heart

    The Misheard: Dubes are in the heart

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    Artist: Sade

    Song: Smooth Operator

    Real Lyric: smooth operator

    The Misheard: smooth carborator

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    Artist: The Beatles

    Song: Penny Lane

    Real Lyric: penny lane is in my ears and in my eyes

    The Misheard: a penny dame is in my ears and in my pies

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    Artist: Red Hot Chili Peppers

    Song: Scar Tissue

    Real Lyric: With the birds I share this lonely view.

    The Misheard: With the pounds she shed it's a lonely view.

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