The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Revved up like a deuce Another runner in the night... In the dumps with the mumps As the adolescent pumps his way into the hat... And little Early-Pearly came by in his curly-wurly And asked me if I needed a ride...
The Misheard: Wrapped up like a douche To the ruler in the night... With the dumps and the bumps As the adolescent punks are waiting to attack... And the little early birdy gave my hair a curly-wurly And asked me if I needed a ride...
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Real Lyric: You got a fast car
The Misheard: You got a fat ass car
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Real Lyric: Don't tell me cause it hurts!
The Misheard: Don't tell me cousin Herb!
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Real Lyric: You know I'm such a fool for you.
The Misheard: You know I'm searching food for you.
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Real Lyric: Big ol' Jet Airliner
The Misheard: Pink hotel and a rhino
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Real Lyric: I want to live Like Animals Careless and Free Like Animals
The Misheard: I want to lick Live cannibals Caress and eat me Live cannibals
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Real Lyric: Y.M.C.A
The Misheard: Why Can't You Stay?
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Real Lyric: Ivory Madonna
The Misheard: Walla Meela Dalla
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Real Lyric: Then I told you 'bout our kid: now he's married to Mabel.
The Misheard: Then I told you 'bout our kid: how he's not a tomato.
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Real Lyric: And as we wind on down the road
The Misheard: And there's a wino down the road
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