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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: The Turtles

    Song: Happy Together

    Real Lyric: if i should call you up ,invest a dime

    The Misheard: if i should call you up and waste a dime

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    Artist: Billy Squier

    Song: My Kind Of Lover

    Real Lyric: You're my kinda lover You're my kinda lover You're my kinda lover

    The Misheard: Na na na na na na Na na na na na na Na na na na na na

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    Artist: David Bowie

    Song: Let's Dance

    Real Lyric: Let's Dance

    The Misheard: Left Pants

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    Artist: Everything Everything

    Song: Schoolin'

    Real Lyric: Teach him how to hold!

    The Misheard: You, man, are repulsive!

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    Artist: With Confidence

    Song: Keys

    Real Lyric: I should have been your protection

    The Misheard: I should have been your pistachio

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    Artist: Rolling Stones

    Song: Paint It Black

    Real Lyric: I see a red door and I want to paint it black

    The Misheard: I see a rectal and I want to paint it black

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    Artist: Hootie and the Blowfish

    Song: Hold My Hand

    Real Lyric: I wanna love you, the best that, the best that I can

    The Misheard: I wanna love you, the bear said, the bear said I can't

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    Artist: Fall Out Boy

    Song: 20 Dollar Nose Bleed

    Real Lyric: Give me a pen Call me Mr. Benzedrine But don't let the doctor in I wanna blow off steam and Call me Mr. Benzedrine But don't let the doctor Don't let the doctor in

    The Misheard: Give me a pen Call me Mr.Fanta Dreams But don't let the doctorate I wanna blow up Steven Call me Mr. Fanta Dreams But don't let the doctor Don't let the doctor Anne

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    Artist: Melanie Martinez

    Song: Pity Party

    Real Lyric: It's my party and I'll cry if I want to Cry if I want to (cry, cry, cry) I'll cry until the candles burn down this place I'll cry until my pity party's in flames.

    The Misheard: It's my party and I'll cry if I want to Cry if I want to (cry, cry, cry) I'll call you 'til the candles burn out this place I'll call you 'til my pity party's in flames.

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    Artist: Jimmy Buffett

    Song: Margaritaville

    Real Lyric: Smell those shrimp, They're beginnin' to boil

    The Misheard: Smell of SHRAPNEL beginning to boil

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