The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Where the world goes by like the humid air
The Misheard: Where the world goes by like human hair
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Real Lyric: Beat it! Beat it! No one wants to be defeated.
The Misheard: Beat it! Beat it! No one wants to feed the Cheetah.
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Real Lyric: ...with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an 'L' on her forehead...
The Misheard: ...with her finger in her bum and the s**t of an owl on her forehead...
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Real Lyric: I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight
The Misheard: I can't believe you kiss your c**k at night...
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Real Lyric: Eminence front
The Misheard: Livin' in the Bronx.
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Real Lyric: Looking for special things inside of me
The Misheard: Looking for special things in sodomy
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Real Lyric: Movement of Jah people
The Misheard: Ohh those ganja people
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Real Lyric: It's gotta be big
The Misheard: Scabby Pig
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Real Lyric: I'll learn to work the saxophone I'll play just what I feel Drink Scotch whisky all night long And die behind the wheel
The Misheard: I'll learn to work the saxophone I'll play just what I feel Drink Scotch whisky all night long And dine behind the wheel
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Real Lyric: Need a little time to wake up
The Misheard: Need a little time to wank off
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