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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Eiffel 65

    Song: Blue (Da Ba Dee)

    Real Lyric: I'm blue, da ba dee da ba da

    The Misheard: I'm blue, without the beat I would die

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    Artist: John Mellencamp

    Song: Hurts So Good

    Real Lyric: Sink your teeth right through my bones...

    The Misheard: Sink yor teeth right through my balls...

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    Artist: Corrs

    Song: Give Me a Reason

    Real Lyric: Now my body's weak, just give me a reason, And my makeup's off, so give me a reason,

    The Misheard: Now my body's weak, just give me a reason, And i'm making sausage, give me a reason,

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    Artist: The Weather Girls

    Song: It's Raining Men

    Real Lyric: It's raining men

    The Misheard: Israeli men

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    Artist: Aqua

    Song: Barbie Girl

    Real Lyric: I'm a Barbie Girl in a Barbie world Life in plastic, it's fantastic

    The Misheard: I'm a Barbie Girl in a Barbie world I'm so fantastic, I'm made of plastic

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    Artist: Heart

    Song: Dog and Butterfly

    Real Lyric: Voice of confusion inside of me

    The Misheard: Voice of confusion & sodomy

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    Artist: The Beatles

    Song: Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds

    Real Lyric: the girl with kaleidescope eyes.

    The Misheard: The girl with colitis goes by.

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    Artist: Madonna

    Song: Material Girl

    Real Lyric: Cause the boy with the cold hard cash
    Is always Mister Right

    The Misheard: But the boys who all want jazz shoes
    Always miss the ride

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    Artist: Toto

    Song: Africa

    Real Lyric: I bless the rains down in Africa

    The Misheard: I left some brains down in Africa

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    Artist: Genesis

    Song: Invisible Touch

    Real Lyric: She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah!

    The Misheard: She seems to have an invisible touch-eh!

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