The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Hold me closer tiny dancer
The Misheard: Hold me closer Tony Danza
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Real Lyric: Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage.
The Misheard: The spider marines, sigh'n still just a rat in a cage.
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Real Lyric: Radar love
The Misheard: My sister heard red-eyed love.
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Real Lyric: Egypt was troubled by the horrible asp
The Misheard: Egypt was troubled by the horrible ass
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Real Lyric: I'll be beside the phone waiting for you.
The Misheard: I'll play the stylophone waiting for you.
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Real Lyric: Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly, A girl with kaleidoscope eyes.
The Misheard: Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly, "Please watch out, your Blackberry died"
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Real Lyric: to quit my whineing coz its bringin' her down
The Misheard: tequila, wine and drugs are bringin' me down
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Real Lyric: Out of reach so far
The Misheard: Battery so far
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Real Lyric: Where the world goes by like the humid air
The Misheard: Where the world goes by like human hair
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Real Lyric: Beat it! Beat it! No one wants to be defeated.
The Misheard: Beat it! Beat it! No one wants to feed the Cheetah.
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