The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: She was a fast machine, she kept her motor clean
The Misheard: She was a gas machine, she was the odor queen
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Real Lyric: Us and them
The Misheard: Pus and phlegm
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Real Lyric: I've got two tickets in my pocket
The Misheard: I've got two chickens in my pocket
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Real Lyric: It's all part...
The Misheard: Let's all fart....
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Real Lyric: Smoke on the water Fire in the sky
The Misheard: Pokin' your daughter Fire it in her eye
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Real Lyric: whispered lyrics: (Be quiet, big boys don't cry) (Big boys don't cry) (Big boys don't cry) (Big boys don't cry) (Big boys don't cry) (Big boys don't cry) (Big boys don't cry)
The Misheard: Whispered lyrics: (Be quiet, requesting quiet) (requesting quiet) (requesting quiet) (requesting quiet (requesting quiet) (requesting quiet (requesting quiet)
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Real Lyric: I'm not in love So don't forget it It's just a silly phase I'm going through And just because I call you up Don't get me wrong, don't think you've got it made I'm not in love I'm not in love
The Misheard: Got all my love So don't forget it It's just a silly phase I'm going through And just because I call you up Don't get me wrong, don't think you've got it made I'm not in love I'm not in love
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Real Lyric: Title: Penny Lane Penny Lane is in my ears and in my eyes There beneath the blue suburban skies
The Misheard: Title: And Elaine And Elaine is in my ears and in my eyes There beneath the blue suburban skies
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Real Lyric: Amadeus, Amadeus Amadeus, Amadeus Amadeus, Amadeus Oh, oh, oh Amadeus
The Misheard: All the wheels on the bus, All the wheels on the bus, All the wheels on the bus, A-A-All the wheels
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Real Lyric: Little man from China went down to Geisha Minah
The Misheard: Little man's vagina went down to Geisha Minah
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