The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: She drives me crazy, Like no one else
The Misheard: She drives me crazy, Like corn white ass
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Real Lyric: She had the sightless eyes Telling me no lies
The Misheard: She had me circumsized telling me no lies
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Real Lyric: my sacrifice
The Misheard: my sack of rice
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Real Lyric: I believe in miracles
The Misheard: I believe in mirror balls
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Real Lyric: Feed your head!
The Misheard: Figure head!
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Real Lyric: You and I were meant to be. A cheap f*** for me to lay
The Misheard: You and I were meant to be Archie fought for me to lay
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Real Lyric: Soy un perdidor
The Misheard: Sore, oh, from head to toe
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Real Lyric: Waterloo
The Misheard: Want the loo
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Real Lyric: I've been sleeping a thousand years it seems.
The Misheard: I've been sleeping with bugs and nasty things.
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Real Lyric: She's got eyes of the bluest skies as if they thought of rain.
The Misheard: She's got eyes of the bluest skies and toothpaste for a brain.
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