The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I'm just sippin on cama meal.
The Misheard: I'm just slippin' on camel milk.
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Real Lyric: They said get back honky cat Better get back to the woods Well I quit those days and my redneck ways And oh the change is gonna do me good
The Misheard: They said get back humpy cat Better get back to the woods With your wip wop ways and your wip wop ways And oh the change is gonna do me good
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Real Lyric: Slip inside my sleeping bag
The Misheard: Super-Sonic sleeping bag
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Real Lyric: I'm sorry, Ms. Jackson This is for real...
The Misheard: I slept with Ms. Jackson, This is for re-e-e-e-al...
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Real Lyric: I'm just a soul whose intentions are good
The Misheard: I'm just a soul whose intestines are good
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Real Lyric: Give me the beat, boys and free my soul, I wanna get lost in your rock and roll and drift away.
The Misheard: Give me the PEOPLE and free my soul
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Real Lyric: I'm blue (da ba di)
The Misheard: I'm blue (I was mean I will die)
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Real Lyric: Rocketman burning out his fuse up here alone.
The Misheard: Rocketman burning off his shoes up here alone.
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Real Lyric: I met a gin-soaked bar room queen in Memphis.
The Misheard: I met a gin so far off queen in Memphis.
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Real Lyric: going to a candidates debate
The Misheard: going to the can to m********e
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