The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Children of thalidymide
The Misheard: Chirping up their little minds
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Real Lyric: Out here in the fields, not far from my meals,
The Misheard: Out here in the fields, I fart from my meals
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Real Lyric: Big ole Jet Airliner
The Misheard: Big ole Hairy Vagina
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Real Lyric: You ain't nothin but a Hound Dog, Cryin all the time.
The Misheard: You ain't nothin but a Hound Dog, Crocking all the time.
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Real Lyric: Another turning point, a fork stuck in the road....
The Misheard: Another turnip on a fork stuck in the road...
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Real Lyric: I'm gonna take you on a trip so far from here
The Misheard: I'm gonna take you on a shrimp boat far from here
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Real Lyric: "She knows the higher stakes."
The Misheard: "She knows the Hyatt stinks."
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Real Lyric: Mental homes and safety cell communities.
The Misheard: I'm in a home for the safety of my comunity.
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Real Lyric: Tommy used to work on the docks
The Misheard: Goddess on a mountaintop (like in the song "Venus")
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Real Lyric: Should've known better than to cheat a friend and waste the chance that I've been given
The Misheard: Should've known better than to eat a friend The waitress hasn't got no liver!
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