The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I don't think you're ready for this jelly, Cos I'm Bootylicious for ya now
The Misheard: I don't think you're ready for this jelly, Cos this food's delicious for ya now
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Real Lyric: Message in a bottle
The Misheard: Messing up the bathroom
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Real Lyric: Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
The Misheard: Is this the real life? Is this just Battersea?
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Real Lyric: She bangs, she bangs and baby when she moves
The Misheard: shhbang shhbang and baby oh shamu
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Real Lyric: And little Early-birdy came by in his curly-wurly and asked me if I needed a ride
The Misheard: and little early birdy gave my anus curly a whirly and asked me if I needed a ride.
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Real Lyric: "...She loves Jesus, and America too!"
The Misheard: "...She loves CHEESES and American, too!"
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Real Lyric: I gotta go I gotta getta away Think I gotta go
The Misheard: I got a bone I gotta get laid Think I got a bone.
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Real Lyric: Making love to his tonic and gin
The Misheard: Making love to his stomach and chin
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Real Lyric: the cross i bare that you gave to me.
The Misheard: the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me.
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Real Lyric: Later on, we'll conspire
The Misheard: Later on, we can spider
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