The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: you wake up every morning to the alarm clock warning
The Misheard: you wake up every morning to the long c**k warning
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Real Lyric: Killing me softly with his song
The Misheard: Killing me softly with his saw
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Real Lyric: Right about now, Funk Soul Brother
The Misheard: Righ about now. Vauxall Rubber!
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Real Lyric: Got a picture of you beside me Got your lipstick mark still on your coffee cup
The Misheard: Got a picture of you beside me got your lipstick Mark Stallone, your coffee cup
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Real Lyric: Elegantly wasted
The Misheard: Heavily wasted
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Real Lyric: I can snatch a little purity
The Misheard: I´m a statuette of purity
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Real Lyric: The fire in your heart is out.
The Misheard: There's a fire in your aunties house!
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Real Lyric: I got my first real six-string...
The Misheard: I got my first real sex dream...
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Real Lyric: says the cop or am i the one that's really dangerous!
The Misheard: a car slips out on water thats really dangerous
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Real Lyric: You what?! Tin roof...rusted!
The Misheard: You what?! Henry...you're busted!
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