The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: And little Early Pearly came by in his curly wurly
The Misheard: And little hurly burly gave my anus curly wurly
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Real Lyric: Dirty Diana! Oh...
The Misheard: Her teeth are yellow! Oh!
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Real Lyric: No I can't forget this evening or your face as you were leaving
The Misheard: No, I can't forget your semen and your face said you were leanin'.
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Real Lyric: Now Muscle Shoals has got the Swampers
The Misheard: Now Russell Crowe has got the swamp foot
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Real Lyric: Get Up On This
The Misheard: Stick Up Your Dick
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Real Lyric: Sail away, Sail away, Sail away
The Misheard: Stay away, Stay away, Stay away
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Real Lyric: One less bell to answer,
The Misheard: One less belly dancer
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Real Lyric: Instant karma's gonna get you
The Misheard: Tex Cobb is gonna get you
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Real Lyric: And on I burn Churning my direction, Quench my thrist with gasoline
The Misheard: I won't go down with this s**t. I will poke my eyes out and surrender.
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Real Lyric: I never see the sudden curve till it's way too late
The Misheard: I never see the sun occur till it's way too late
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