The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Six o'clock - TV hour. Don't get caught in foreign towers.
The Misheard: Six o'clock - TV hour. Don't get caught porn
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Real Lyric: Is that something that is said you got a bent Gotta be that way wou want it Sanity, Literal Profanity, Hit Me
The Misheard: Is that something that I slayed? You got A Ben Gotta bean! That way if you want it? Saturday, Literal Co-Phaturday (:P) Hit Me
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Real Lyric: eton rifles,eton rifles
The Misheard: two right balls,two right balls
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Real Lyric: When the bullet hits the bone
The Misheard: When my brother has the phone
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Real Lyric: save tonight fight the break of dawn come tomorrow
The Misheard: save tonight fight the great outdoor come tomorrow
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Real Lyric: all the better just to please you.
The Misheard: haul a bathtub just to please you.
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Real Lyric: The world needs wannabes. The world loves wannabes. Let's get some more wannabes.
The Misheard: The needs wallabies The world loves a wallaby so let's get some more wallabies
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Real Lyric: You've got your problems I've got my eye swipe You've got your big G's I've got my hash pipe
The Misheard: You've got your problems I got my ass wiped You've got your big cheese I got my ass wiped
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Real Lyric: The Komucho mushroom people, sitting around all day
The Misheard: Yakamoto mushroom peepholes
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Real Lyric: Just a come-on from the whores on 7th Avenue
The Misheard: Just to come home from the wars on 7th Avenue
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