The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Where women glow and men plunder.
The Misheard: Where women glow and men chunder.
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Real Lyric: I'm blue, da-ba-dee da-ba-dye, da-ba-dee da-ba-dye....
The Misheard: I will beat off a guy, and I will beat off a guy, I will beat off a guy...
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Real Lyric: The mother reads aloud...child, tries to understand it
The Misheard: The mother reads her laptop, tries to understand it
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Real Lyric: Rocky Raccoon checked into his room Only to find Gideon's bible
The Misheard: Rocky Raccoon went up to his room to find his dead wife on the table
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Real Lyric: 'Cause I got friends in low places, Where the Whiskey drowns, And the Beer chases my blues away,
The Misheard: cause I'v got ends in moe places, where the egal flyes and the queer chases my clues away
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Real Lyric: Caution, police line you better not cross.
The Misheard: gush on bullies like you better not crush.
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Real Lyric: Dirty deads done dirt cheap
The Misheard: dirty deeds done durn deep
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Real Lyric: the answer my friend is blowin' in the wind
The Misheard: the ants in my pants are blowin' in the wind
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Real Lyric: Went to a dance, looking for romance..
The Misheard: Went to a dance, looking for a man...
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Real Lyric: Layla, you got me on my knees
The Misheard: Hey Lord, you got me on my knees
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