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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: INXS

    Song: I Need You Tonight

    Real Lyric: All we've got is this moment, 21st Century's yesterday...

    The Misheard: All the gods are a snowman...

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    Artist: Aqua

    Song: Barbie Girl

    Real Lyric: Life in plastic It's fantastic

    The Misheard: Licking plastic It's fantastic

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    Artist: Madonna

    Song: Like a Virgin

    Real Lyric: like a virgin

    The Misheard: im emergin

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    Artist: Bobby Fuller Four

    Song: I Fought The Law

    Real Lyric: I fought the law & the law won.

    The Misheard: Hopped off a log & the log won.

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    Artist: Smash Mouth

    Song: All Star

    Real Lyric: All that glitters is gold

    The Misheard: All God's livers are gold

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    Artist: No Doubt

    Song: Ex-Girlfriend

    Real Lyric: I kinda always knew I’d end up your ex-girlfriend

    The Misheard: Why 're you always doin' it with your ex-girlfriend.

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    Artist: Dire Straits

    Song: Money For Nothing

    Real Lyric: Money for nothing and your chicks for free

    The Misheard: Money for nothing and your chips for free

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    Artist: Kim Carnes

    Song: Bette Davis Eyes

    Real Lyric: Her hair was Harlow gold, Her lips a sweet surprise, Her hands are never cold, She's got Bette Davis Eyes. She'll turn her music on, you won't have to think twice, She's pure as New York snow, She's got Bette Davis Eyes. And she'll tease you, She'll unease you, All the better just to please you, She's precocious, and she knows just what it takes to make a pro blush, She's got Greta Garbo's stand-off sighs And she's got Bette Davis Eyes.

    The Misheard: Her hair is hollow gold Her lips sweet surprise Her hands are never cold She's got Bette Davis eyes She turns her music on you You won't have to think twice She's pure as NY snow She's got Bette Davis eyes And she'll tease you She'll unease y

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    Artist: Talking Heads

    Song: Life During Wartime

    Real Lyric: transmit the message to the reciever hope for an answer someday

    The Misheard: let's get the message to the masiba hope for an answer someday

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    Artist: Nirvana

    Song: Smells Like Teen Spirit

    Real Lyric: Here we are now, entertain us

    The Misheard: Here we are now, and potatoes

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