The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: like a virgin
The Misheard: im emergin
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Real Lyric: I fought the law & the law won.
The Misheard: Hopped off a log & the log won.
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Real Lyric: All that glitters is gold
The Misheard: All God's livers are gold
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Real Lyric: I kinda always knew I’d end up your ex-girlfriend
The Misheard: Why 're you always doin' it with your ex-girlfriend.
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Real Lyric: Money for nothing and your chicks for free
The Misheard: Money for nothing and your chips for free
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Real Lyric: Her hair was Harlow gold, Her lips a sweet surprise, Her hands are never cold, She's got Bette Davis Eyes. She'll turn her music on, you won't have to think twice, She's pure as New York snow, She's got Bette Davis Eyes. And she'll tease you, She'll unease you, All the better just to please you, She's precocious, and she knows just what it takes to make a pro blush, She's got Greta Garbo's stand-off sighs And she's got Bette Davis Eyes.
The Misheard: Her hair is hollow gold Her lips sweet surprise Her hands are never cold She's got Bette Davis eyes She turns her music on you You won't have to think twice She's pure as NY snow She's got Bette Davis eyes And she'll tease you She'll unease y
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Real Lyric: transmit the message to the reciever hope for an answer someday
The Misheard: let's get the message to the masiba hope for an answer someday
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Real Lyric: Here we are now, entertain us
The Misheard: Here we are now, and potatoes
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Real Lyric: Where women glow and men plunder.
The Misheard: Where women glow and men chunder.
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Real Lyric: I'm blue, da-ba-dee da-ba-dye, da-ba-dee da-ba-dye....
The Misheard: I will beat off a guy, and I will beat off a guy, I will beat off a guy...
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