The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I bless the rains down in Africa
The Misheard: I kiss the rains down in Africa
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Real Lyric: Big girls don't cry
The Misheard: Big Bird, Snow White
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Real Lyric: Another turning point, a fork stuck in the road.
The Misheard: Another turnip on the fork stuck in the road.
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Real Lyric: And I miss you - like the deserts miss the rain
The Misheard: And I miss you - like the peasants miss their grain
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Real Lyric: You're going to reap just what you sow
The Misheard: I'm going to rape you, just wanted you to know
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Real Lyric: Lucy in the sky with diamonds
The Misheard: Lucy's in a fight with Linus
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Real Lyric: Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
The Misheard: Dirty deeds and the thunder chief.
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Real Lyric: I looked around, a lousy candle's all I found
The Misheard: I love to f___ around, a lousy can was all I found
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Real Lyric: I have to praise you like I should
The Misheard: I have to praise you like a shoe
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Real Lyric: It's so funny, we don't talk any more
The Misheard: Tits and fanny, we dont talk any more
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