The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Braying sheep on my TV screen
The Misheard: Spraying s**t on my TV screen
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Real Lyric: Lay down Sally
The Misheard: Hey damsel
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Real Lyric: Gypsies, Tramps and Theives
The Misheard: Gypsy Travesty
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Real Lyric: Spare him his life from this monstrosity
The Misheard: Spreading his muffins with warm cottage cheese
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Real Lyric: Life in the fast lane
The Misheard: Flies in the Vaseline
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Real Lyric: It's the same as the emotion that I get from you
The Misheard: It's the same as the emotion and I f*uck you
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Real Lyric: Please allow me to introduce myself I’m a man of wealth and taste I’ve been around for a long, long year
The Misheard: Pleased to eat you hope you get my soul cause i trusted you made sure you call my cell
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Real Lyric: Bring me a higher love
The Misheard: Bake me a pie of love
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Real Lyric: The undertaker drew a heavy sigh seeing no one else had come.
The Misheard: The undertaker drew a heavy sigh seeing no one had succumbed.
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Real Lyric: Tenth Avenue Freeze-Out
The Misheard: Dead Devil in the Freezer
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