The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Hold me closer, Tiny Dancer, count the headlights on the highway
The Misheard: Hold me closer, Tiny Dancer, count the head lice on the highway
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Real Lyric: Well, suddenly we heard the sirens & everybody started to run, A jumping out of doors and tables, Well, I heard somebody shooting a gun
The Misheard: I thought of while we had the time & everybody's parents were wrong, a couple hundred thousand people, well I looked over, s**t, she was gone
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Real Lyric: Comfort ye my people
The Misheard: Come for tea my people
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Real Lyric: I took your presence for granted
The Misheard: I took your breasts for granted
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Real Lyric: Tied to machines that make me be
The Misheard: Tied to machines that make me pee
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Real Lyric: We were merely freshmen
The Misheard: but i will go down with this s**t
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Real Lyric: Big ol' jet airliner, Don't carry me too far away.
The Misheard: We go down at a line up. Don't carry me to far away.
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Real Lyric: And my make-up's off- so just give me a reason
The Misheard: And I'm making sausages- give me a reason
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Real Lyric: Don't go chasin' waterfalls...
The Misheard: Don't go, Jason! What a fall...
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Real Lyric: I believe in miracles
The Misheard: I believe in milko
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