The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: They paved paradise and put up a parking lot
The Misheard: Big paradigm, put up a f**kin' love
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Real Lyric: f**ked a chick in the parking lot
The Misheard: f**ked a Chicken in the parking lot
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Real Lyric: Tonight I need your sweet caress To hold me in the darkness Tonight you calm my restlessness You relieve my sadness
The Misheard: Tonight I need your sweet caress To hold me in the darkness Tonight you calm my breast love's nest You relieve my sadness
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Real Lyric: Mama told me not to come
The Misheard: I'm a TOAD with a gun!
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Real Lyric: I bless the rains down in Africa.
The Misheard: I got the AIDS down in Africa.
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Real Lyric: Throw down your guns, don't be so reckles
The Misheard: Throw down your guts, don't be so reckless
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Real Lyric: dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
The Misheard: dirty deeds and the dunder geek.
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Real Lyric: Oh dont be shy You don't have to go blind
The Misheard: I'm losing my shine You don't have to deny it
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Real Lyric: I believe in miracles
The Misheard: I believe in merkles
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Real Lyric: And she'll have fun, fun, fun 'til her daddy takes her T-bird away
The Misheard: And she'll have fun, fun, fun 'til her daddy takes her teeth away
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