The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I'm like a bird, I'll only float away.
The Misheard: I'm like a turd, I wanna float away.
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Real Lyric: Galileo Galileo Galileo Figaro
The Misheard: Killer Whale, Killer Whale, Killer Whale, Figaro
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Real Lyric: We gotta move these refrigerators We gotta move these colour tvs
The Misheard: We got some movies, refrigerators. We got some movies, color tvs.
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Real Lyric: hey! wait! i have a new complaint
The Misheard: hey! wait! i have a mental pain
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Real Lyric: Play that funky music, white boy
The Misheard: Play that f**kin' music, white boy
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Real Lyric: Back at the Roadhouse they got some bungalows Said At the Back of the Roadhouse They got some bungalows and Ashen lady, Ashen lady Give up your vows, give up your vows
The Misheard: Back at the Roadhouse, they got someone who knows and Give up your bowels
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Real Lyric: And I still haven't found, What I'm looking for.
The Misheard: And I'm still havin' fun, Wonderful People.
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Real Lyric: Well the D.A. was pumping my left hand & now she was a holding my right
The Misheard: Well her titty was clung to my left hand, a while she had a hold of my right
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Real Lyric: I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight.
The Misheard: I can't believe you kiss your c**k at night.
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Real Lyric: Is it any wonder I reject you first
The Misheard: Is it any wonder I reject your bust
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