The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I wouldn't want to be livin' in a world of ecstasy.
The Misheard: I cook corned beef livin' in a world of ecstasy
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Real Lyric: Ain't nothing but a mistake...
The Misheard: Ain't nothing but a big snake...
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Real Lyric: Danced in the garden in torn sheet, in the rain.
The Misheard: Danced in the garden of torched trees, in the rain.
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Real Lyric: You gotta give the other fella hell.
The Misheard: You gotta take the elevator, hey.
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Real Lyric: I got my head checked by a jumbo-jet
The Misheard: I got my head checked by agent Bocheck
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Real Lyric: Who's that casting devious stares in my direction
The Misheard: Who's that casting devious stares at my erection
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Real Lyric: A mulatto, an albino.
The Misheard: Colorado, Arizona.
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Real Lyric: I'm blue da ba dee da ba di
The Misheard: I'm blue if i was green i would die
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Real Lyric: Just touch my cheek before you leave me
The Misheard: Just pass my teeth before you leave me
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Real Lyric: "What I'd really like, dad, is to borrow the car keys. See you later. Can I have them please?"
The Misheard: "What I'd really like, dad, is to borrow the car keys. See you later at a half past three."
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