The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I'm too sexy for my shirt/cat/Milan etc
The Misheard: Nine, Two, Six, Three, Four my shirt/cat/Milan
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Real Lyric: You broke the bonds and loosed the chains.
The Misheard: You brought the thorns and...hallucagens!
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Real Lyric: Im hot blooded, check and see. I've got a fever of a hundred and three!
The Misheard: Hot Pockets! Chuck E Cheese! I've got a beaver whos a hundred and three!
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Real Lyric: I love rock 'n' roll
The Misheard: I'm a sausage roll
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Real Lyric: Willie goes into a dance and doubles on kazoo
The Misheard: When he goes into a dance the devil's on the loose
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Real Lyric: Some underworld spy or the wife of a close friend
The Misheard: Some underworld spy or the wire from a clothespin
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Real Lyric: Can you take me higher where blind men see
The Misheard: can you take me higher where foolish breed
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Real Lyric: I wanna hold you're hand, I wanna hold your hand
The Misheard: I wanna eat some jam, so please get me jam
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Real Lyric: Glitter on the front porch Glitter on the highway Glitter on the mattress
The Misheard: Critter on the front porch critter on the highway critter on the mattress
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Real Lyric: Don't your feet get cold in the winter time.
The Misheard: Your face gets caught in the window sign.
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