The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Rock the casbah Rock the casbah
The Misheard: Rock the cat`s balls Rock the cat`s balls
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Real Lyric: Take your passion, and make it happen
The Misheard: Take your pants down, and make it happen
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Real Lyric: Feel the beat from the tamborine
The Misheard: Feel the beat of the jamborie
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Real Lyric: Might as well face it, you're addicted to love.
The Misheard: My eatas wear faces, you're addicted to love.
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Real Lyric: "Evil woman"
The Misheard: "Medival muffan"
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Real Lyric: I got my head checked By a jumbo jet It wasn't easy But nothing i...s!
The Misheard: I got my head shaved Go get your moe' shaved It isn't easy But nothing i...s! (moe = moustache for those who haven't heard the term)
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Real Lyric: Father, into your hands Why have you forsaken me?
The Misheard: Floating deer heads Why have you forsaken me?
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Real Lyric: When the jester sang for the king and queen, In a coat he borrowed from James Dean, . . .
The Misheard: When the Chester sing for the king and queen, And a coke he borrowed from James Dean, . . .
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Real Lyric: I'm too sexy for my shirt/cat/Milan etc
The Misheard: Nine, Two, Six, Three, Four my shirt/cat/Milan
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Real Lyric: You broke the bonds and loosed the chains.
The Misheard: You brought the thorns and...hallucagens!
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