The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: There beneath the blue suburban skies
The Misheard: Here beneath the blue superflous sky
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Real Lyric: We're the renegades of funk.
The Misheard: When a redneck takes a flop.
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Real Lyric: I was down at the New Amsterdam staring at this yellow-haired girl Mr. Jones strikes up a conversation with this black-haired flamenco dancer She dances while his father plays guitar She's suddenly beautiful.
The Misheard: It was dark in New Amsterdam stared at this yellow haired girl Mr. Jones strikes up a conversation with a black-haired flamingo dancer. You know she dances well as for the place. To talk, shes suddenly beautiful.
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Real Lyric: Hark, the herald angels sing Glory to the newborn King
The Misheard: Hark, the hairy angels sing Glory to the newborn thing
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Real Lyric: I got my first real six string Bought it at the five and dime
The Misheard: I got my first real six string Boy, it had five undone
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Real Lyric: Jo Jo was a man who thought he was a loner but he new it couldn't last
The Misheard: Jo Jo was a man who thought he was a woman But he was another man
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Real Lyric: You ain't seen nothin' til you're down on a muffin
The Misheard: You ain't see nothin', download a muffin
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Real Lyric: Another bites the dust (uh)
The Misheard: Another one buys the doctor
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Real Lyric: How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?
The Misheard: How can you have any pudding if you can't see your feet?
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Real Lyric: She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
The Misheard: She seems to have an invisible talk show.
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