The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Record scratch; Steve Miller Band
The Misheard: Record scratch; Ed Miliband
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Real Lyric: "Come my little venus"
The Misheard: "Come my little venous"
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Real Lyric: It was smelling like a locker room there was junk all over the floor
The Misheard: It was smelly like a macaroon there was junk all over the floor
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Real Lyric: Metaphorically I'm a whore, and that's denial number four.
The Misheard: Metaphorically I'm a whore, and that's in aisle number four.
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Real Lyric: Entertain my faith
The Misheard: Annotate my face
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Real Lyric: I know your daddy's a sultan...
The Misheard: I know your daddy's ASSAULTED ...
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Real Lyric: Drinkin' drinkin' drinkin' drinkin' drinkin' till we drop. Party party party party party 'round the clock.
The Misheard: Friggin' friggin' friggin' friggin' friggin' till we drop. Potty potty potty potty potty 'round the clock.
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Real Lyric: All my friends are heathens. Take it slow Wait for them to ask you who you know Please don't make any sudden moves You don't know the half of the abuse
The Misheard: All my friends are hiddens. Take it show Wait for them to *** you whole you know Please don't bait kanishka then mocks You don't know the apples the defuse
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Real Lyric: I'm addicted to
The Misheard: I'm a d**k tattoo
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Real Lyric: Can't you see I'm easily bothered by persistence
The Misheard: Can't you see I'm easily bothered by your sister
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