The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Shake ya ass,(but) watch ya self
The Misheard: Cranky pants, watch yourself
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Real Lyric: Another one bites the dust
The Misheard: Another one bites the bus
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Real Lyric: Tin Roof! Rusted!
The Misheard: Henry! Busted!
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Real Lyric: But if you’ve got a nickel, won’t you lay your money down?
The Misheard: But if you've got a ni**er, won't you nail your money down?
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Real Lyric: "Don't make a grown man cry"
The Misheard: "Don't make the Crombie a crime"
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Real Lyric: Slam you body down and wind it all around.
The Misheard: Semi-body down and wine is all around.
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Real Lyric: I'm too sexy for Milan, too sexy for Milan, New York and Japan
The Misheard: I'm too sexy for my land, too sexy for my land, New York and Japan
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Real Lyric: ...for giving me the best day of my life...
The Misheard: ...for giving me the busted head of my life...
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Real Lyric: Waterloo couldn't escape if I wanted to
The Misheard: Portapoo couldn't let go if I wanted to
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Real Lyric: eat the rael
The Misheard: beat the b**th
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