The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Play That Funky Music, White Boy
The Misheard: Plat That f**king Music, White Boy
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Real Lyric: I'll never be your beast of burden.
The Misheard: I'll never eat. Your pizza's burnin'.
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Real Lyric: "Hey, wait, I got a real complaint."
The Misheard: "Hey, Wayne, I got a real complaint."
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Real Lyric: Jungle Love, it's drivin' me mad, makin' me crazy
The Misheard: Chug-a-lug, it's drivin' me mad...
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Real Lyric: I'm too sexy for Milan...
The Misheard: I'm too sexy for my land...
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Real Lyric: A simple prop to occupy my time This one goes out to the one I love Fire (she's comin' down on her own, now)
The Misheard: A simple rhyme to occupy my time This one goes out to the one I love Dianne (or alternatively, "I am")
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Real Lyric: With the birds I'll share this lonely view
The Misheard: with a bud we'll share this lovely view
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Real Lyric: Just let me stay for the weekend
The Misheard: Just let me staple the vicar
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Real Lyric: I can see clearly now the rain has gone
The Misheard: I can see Cleveland now Lorraine has gone
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Real Lyric: Lay me down in sheets of linen Had a busy day today.
The Misheard: Lately darlin' she a vladnis You had to visit der today.
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