The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: "Jeremy spoke in class today."
The Misheard: "Jeremy Smokin' glass bidet."
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Real Lyric: Tommy's got his six string in hock
The Misheard: Johnny's got his g-string, it's a puck.
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Real Lyric: Dancing Queen Young and Sweet
The Misheard: Dancing Queen Small and clean
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Real Lyric: You can fix your nose if he says so.
The Misheard: You can fish your nose if it says so.
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Real Lyric: And you're rushing headlong
The Misheard: Get your Russian hands off
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Real Lyric: 1. It's getting late, have yer seen my mates 2. A handful of grease in her hair 3. Get about as oiled as a diesel train 4. I (can) sink a little drink and shout out "She's with me"
The Misheard: 1. It's getting late, have you seen my date? 2. A hat full of breeze in her hair. 3. Get a bathroom soiled, how to be so tame? 4. I can drink a little drinkin' shot of Jimmy Beam.
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Real Lyric: Sha-la-la-la-la . . . . Just like that . . .
The Misheard: Sh-la-la-la-la . . . Just say "Quack"
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Real Lyric: Someday you will find me Caught beneath the landslide
The Misheard: Someday you will find me Covered in the love slime
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Real Lyric: and now that your rose is in bloom a light hits the gloom on the grey
The Misheard: and now that your rose is in bloom a bride hits the groom on the head
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Real Lyric: In you head
The Misheard: Eat you hair
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