The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: She was a fast machine She kept her motor clean.
The Misheard: She had a fax machine she kept the modem clean.
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Real Lyric: She reaches in, and grabs right hold of your heart
The Misheard: She reaches in and grabs that Oreo
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Real Lyric: Angie, I still live you, Baby/ When will these clouds all disappear?
The Misheard: I ain't Jed but I'll still love your baby/ When will these clowns all disappear?
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Real Lyric: As we dream, by the fire.
The Misheard: As we breed by the fire.
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Real Lyric: I'm blue, Da ba dee da ba dii..
The Misheard: I'm blue, if i was green i would die...
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Real Lyric: Beelzebub has a devil set aside for me
The Misheard: The bee's bum has a devil of a son for me
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Real Lyric: Well he can't be a man 'cause he doesn't smoke the same cigarrettes as me.
The Misheard: Well he can't be a man 'cause of what he smokes, that ain't cigarettes, it's weed.
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Real Lyric: Cause I believe in taking chances
The Misheard: Cause I believe in changing sexes
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Real Lyric: I made mistakes
The Misheard: I made me steaks
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Real Lyric: Foreign types with the hookah pipes
The Misheard: All attaked by the hooka pipe then I thought it was All attached to the hooka pipe because that makes more sense...
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