The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Then she lit up a candle and she showed me the way.
The Misheard: Then she looked up Nintendo and she showed me the way.
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Real Lyric: Don't go changing, to try and please me
The Misheard: Jong jong jing jing, to try to please me...
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Real Lyric: Making love, out of nothing at all... out of nothing at all...
The Misheard: Makin love…automatic na relo…automatic na relo…Automatic na Relo is Tagalog- a Philipines language - for an automatic watch)
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Real Lyric: Come on now,try and understand the way I feel under your command.
The Misheard: Come on now,try and understand the way I feel under Orkin Man.
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Real Lyric: And she's buying a stairway to heaven.
The Misheard: And she's fighting the stairway to heaven.
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Real Lyric: All these words they make no sense
The Misheard: Obvious Wednesday make no sense
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Real Lyric: I found love in a hopeless place
The Misheard: I found dove in a soapless place
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Real Lyric: Why don't you look at me? (Because I'm afraid to breath)
The Misheard: Why don't you look at me? (Because I'm afraid to pee)
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Real Lyric: I'm a singer in a band! Well I like drummers baby, you're not my man!
The Misheard: I'm a sicker in a bag! Well I like drummers baby, and not my hands!
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Real Lyric: Women, they will come and they will go. When the rain washes you clean, you'll know.
The Misheard: Women, they will come and they will go.When the rainbow shaves you clean, you'll know.
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