The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: when i was a child i had a fever my hands felt just like two balloons
The Misheard: when i was a child i had a fever my head felt just like doin ludes
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Real Lyric: Wake me up before you go go
The Misheard: Eat me up before you go go
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Real Lyric: i try to say goodby and i choke try to walk away and i stumble though i try to hide it it's clear my world crumbles when you are not near
The Misheard: i try to sing a song but it hurts trying to do a dance and i stumble though i try to hide it it's clear i am really a man under here
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Real Lyric: People always told me "Be careful what you do. Don't go around breaking young girls' hearts"
The Misheard: People always told me Mick Jagger was a Jew Don't go around breaking young girls' hearts
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Real Lyric: Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it! No one wants to be defeated.
The Misheard: Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it! No one wants to eat it eat it
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Real Lyric: A simple prop to occupy my time... FIRE
The Misheard: A Simple Bra to occupy my time... VIAGRA
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Real Lyric: Cuz I'm long and I'm strong And I'm down to get the friction on
The Misheard: Cuz I'm long and I'm strong And I'm down to get the freak-s**t on.
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Real Lyric: You ain't never caught a rabbit and you ain't no friend of mine.
The Misheard: You ate Denver Colorado and you ain't no friend of mine.
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Real Lyric: let the bodies hit the floor
The Misheard: let the party sitter blow
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Real Lyric: They paved paradise and put up a parking lot With a pink hotel, a boutique, and a swingin' hot spot Don't it always seem to go That you don't know what you got 'til it's gone They paved paradise and put up a parking lot
The Misheard: They paved paradise so put up a f**king lot With a pink hotel, a boutique, and a swingin' hot spot Don't it always seem to go That you don't know what you got 'til it's gone They paved paradise so put up a f**king lot
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