The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Some nights I stay up cashing in my bad luck.
The Misheard: "Some nights I stay up cussin in my bathtub."
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Real Lyric: You were here and now you're gone
The Misheard: You were here a night ago
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Real Lyric: Leave no trace, eliminate the human race.
The Misheard: Trick or treat, eliminate the lemon race.
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Real Lyric: Hey there you with the sad face, come up to my place and live it up
The Misheard: Hey there you with the sad face, come up to my place and get it on
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Real Lyric: For the man after him waits here
The Misheard: For the man of the hill waits here
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Real Lyric: Going down the old mine, with a transistor radio!
The Misheard: Going down the old man, with a transistor radio
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Real Lyric: Sarcastic mister know it all
The Misheard: Star captain missed to know it all
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Real Lyric: When I come home from workin', you're on the phone Talkin' about how bad I treat you, now tell me I'm wrong
The Misheard: When I come home from workin', you're on the phoneTalkin' about a brand new teacher, now tell me I'm wrong.
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Real Lyric: Lovely Rita meter maid
The Misheard: Lovely Mita meets a mate
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Real Lyric: Go Johnny Go Go Go Johnny B. Goode
The Misheard: Go, Charlie, gogo goCharlie do go!
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