The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: An older version of me
The Misheard: I know the birds and the bees
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Real Lyric: If I didn't tell her, I could leave today
The Misheard: I'd be there tomorrow, if I leave today
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Real Lyric: Feed my eyes, can you sew them shut
The Misheard: Burn my eyes, can you sew them shut
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Real Lyric: So rosin up that bow for "faded love" and lets all dance...
The Misheard: So rosin up that bow, quit making love, and let's all dance...
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Real Lyric: you and me, endlessly
The Misheard: you and me and Leslie
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Real Lyric: Spare him his life from this monstrosity.
The Misheard: Swearing his life on his poor-socity
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Real Lyric: Come come, come on and let me out
The Misheard: Come come, come on and say "MEOW"
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Real Lyric: Take me down to the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
The Misheard: Take me down to the paradise city where the guys are girls and the girls are pretty
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Real Lyric: Take my breath away
The Misheard: Take my bread away
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Real Lyric: They paved Paradise, and put up a parking lot.
The Misheard: They paved Paradise, and put up a f**king lot.
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