The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Smoke on the water Fire in the sky
The Misheard: Smoking Walter The fire engine guy
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Real Lyric: Your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's DOA
The Misheard: Your job and Joe's your bro, your lock life's DNA
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Real Lyric: Cheese burger in paradise
The Misheard: Cheese burger and side of fries
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Real Lyric: "Jai Guru Deva Om"
The Misheard: "Giant Uncle David awwww"
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Real Lyric: And little Early-Pearly came in by her curly-wurly, and asked me if I needed a ride
The Misheard: And a little hurly gurly gave my anus curly wurly, and asked me if I needed a ride
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Real Lyric: Every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.
The Misheard: Every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp assed man
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Real Lyric: Finished with my woman, cause she couldnt help me with my mind.
The Misheard: Vinnie's with my woman, cause she couldn't help me with my mind.
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Real Lyric: A dinosaur Victrola list'ning to Buck Owens
The Misheard: A dinosaur PATROLLER, list'ning to Buck Owens
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Real Lyric: My lonelyness is killin' me and I...I must confess I still believe
The Misheard: My homie's mess is killin' me and I...I must confess I still can't pee.
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Real Lyric: Breaking up is never easy
The Misheard: Making love is never easy
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