The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Dirty Deeds Dirt Gone Cheap
The Misheard: Dirty Knees and thunder please
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Real Lyric: We're headed for Venus
The Misheard: We're headed for penis
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Real Lyric: So I took a big change at the high school dance.
The Misheard: So I took away her pants at the high school dance!
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Real Lyric: Revved up like a deuce Another runner in the night
The Misheard: Revved up like a douche in the middle of the night
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Real Lyric: And I want you And I want you And I want you so It's an obsession
The Misheard: And I want you And I want you And I want you something circumcision
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Real Lyric: I was born in a crossfire hurricane
The Misheard: I was bored as I crossed a hurricane
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Real Lyric: Barb, Barb, Barb, Barbara Ann
The Misheard: Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob Bondurant
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Real Lyric: SHOT THROUGH THE HEART AND YOUR TO BLAME YOU GIVE LOVE A BAD NAME
The Misheard: Shout through the halls That your too late You give love a bad name
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Real Lyric: Glorified Version of a Pellet Gun
The Misheard: Go find pleasure on a pelican
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Real Lyric: Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch.
The Misheard: Blue canary in the oven by the light switch.
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