The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage (2x)
The Misheard: Despite all my rage I am still just a brat ona stage!(2x)
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Real Lyric: I had a little love, now I'm back for more
The Misheard: I had a little lover, not I've got four more.
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Real Lyric: She wore a raspberry beret
The Misheard: She has raspberries for brains
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Real Lyric: I was born on Olympus
The Misheard: I was born on a limp horse
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Real Lyric: It's a theory, philosophy
The Misheard: It's a theory, milosovic
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Real Lyric: With the lights out, it's less dangerous
The Misheard: With the lights out in the steakhouse
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Real Lyric: And I miss you like the deserts miss the rain
The Misheard: And I miss you... like a dancer's masquerade.
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Real Lyric: We don't need no education. We don't need no thought control. No dark sarcasm in the classroom. Teacher leave those kids alone.
The Misheard: We don't need no education. We don't need no forced control. The Dukes of Hazard in the classrom. Teacher leave those kids alone.
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Real Lyric: I was free, free fallin'
The Misheard: I've got Fleas, Fleas crawlin
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Real Lyric: Proud Mary keep on burnin'
The Misheard: Brown Betty keeps on burnin'
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