The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: eton rifles
The Misheard: eat two light bulbs
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Real Lyric: She looks like a flower but she stings like a bee
The Misheard: She looks like a flower but she stinks like a beast
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Real Lyric: strummin' my pain with his fingers
The Misheard: stroking my pants with his fingers
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Real Lyric: im feelin glad i got sunshine in a bag im useless but not for long the future is coming up
The Misheard: im feelin glad i got moonshine and a shag it was useless but not for long a mature one is coming up
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Real Lyric: Like a virgin.
The Misheard: Like a fur chin.
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Real Lyric: Feed the world, Let them know it's Christmas time.
The Misheard: We know, wooooow, Do they know it's Christmas time.
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Real Lyric: Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
The Misheard: of the crossed eyed girl that you gave to me
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Real Lyric: With the birds ill share this lonely view
The Misheard: with the blood thats shed its corny sue's
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Real Lyric: Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage (2x)
The Misheard: Despite all my rage I am still just a brat ona stage!(2x)
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Real Lyric: I had a little love, now I'm back for more
The Misheard: I had a little lover, not I've got four more.
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