The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Weep not for the memories.
The Misheard: Weep not for the manta rays.
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Real Lyric: You swim in my blood when it's warm
The Misheard: You swim in my butt when it's warm
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Real Lyric: I'm keeping my baby, I'm gonna keep my baby
The Misheard: I'm eating my baby, I'm gonna eat my baby
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Real Lyric: If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now, It's just a spring clean for the May queen.
The Misheard: If there's a bustle in your hedgerow don't be alarmed now, It's just a sprinkling formaykwee.
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Real Lyric: Hey! Wait! I've got a new complaint.
The Misheard: Hey! Wait! I've got a noose, come play.
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Real Lyric: Don't let the days go by, glycerine.
The Misheard: Don't let the days go by, blissful rain.
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Real Lyric: i'm blue da ba dee da ba die
The Misheard: im blue if i was green i would die
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Real Lyric: Tired of living like a blind man
The Misheard: Tired of living like a black man
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Real Lyric: message in a bottle
The Misheard: sausage in a bunhole
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Real Lyric: Take me down to the paradise city
The Misheard: Take me down to the very last city
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