The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: "She's a maneater"
The Misheard: "She's a bandita/band leader"
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Real Lyric: Like a G6, Like a G6
The Misheard: Like a Jesus, Like a Jesus
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Real Lyric: They still smell her on you.
The Misheard: They still smell uranium
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Real Lyric: And we're glowing like the metal on the edge of a knife
The Misheard: And we're glowing like a meadow on the edge of the night
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Real Lyric: Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream
The Misheard: Mr. Sandman, bring me a drink
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Real Lyric: Somebody call 911 shawty fire burning on the dance floor, whoa!
The Misheard: Somebody call 911, shorties are abandoned on the dance floor, whoa!!!
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Real Lyric: Is it that look in your eye or is it this dancing juice
The Misheard: Is it that look in your eye or is it these dancing Jews
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Real Lyric: He could see she was unable.
The Misheard: Making sushi with her navel.
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Real Lyric: Ain't no woman like the one I got
The Misheard: Ain't no woman with a one-eyed gut
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Real Lyric: Now I see your pieces crumbled and our book of faith's been tossed
The Misheard: Now I see your pieces crumbled, and the booger-faced guitars.
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