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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: A Day To Remember

    Song: Mr. Highway's Thinking About The End

    Real Lyric: Disrespect your surroundings

    The Misheard: Disinfect your surroundings

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    Artist: Mister, Mister

    Song: Kyrie

    Real Lyric: Kyrie Eleison down the road that I must travel...

    The Misheard: Gimme a laser down the road that I must travel

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    Artist: Theolophilus London

    Song: All Around The World

    Real Lyric: Ooh, just tell the sheriff that the party's goin' on all night long

    The Misheard: Ooh, just shoot the sheriff, the party's goin' on all night long

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    Artist: Arctic Monkeys

    Song: Do I Wanna Know?

    Real Lyric: Do you ever get that feelin' that you can't shift the tide That sticks around like summat's in your teeth

    The Misheard: Do you ever get the feeling that you can't sh*t the sounds that sound around like summer TNT?

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    Artist: Twenty One Pilots

    Song: Polarize

    Real Lyric: Help me polarize, help me polarize.

    The Misheard: Help me pull her eyes out, help me pull her eyes out.

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    Artist: Yes

    Song: Owner of a Lonely Heart

    Real Lyric: Owner of a Lonely Heart

    The Misheard: Odor of Baloney Farts

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    Artist: Sia

    Song: Cheap Thrills

    Real Lyric: Baby I don't need dollar bills to have fun tonight (I love cheap thrills) Baby I don't need dollar bills to have fun tonight (I love cheap thrills)

    The Misheard: Baby I don't need dollar bills to have fun tonight (Have fun! Do drugs!) Baby I don't need dollar bills to have fun tonight (Have fun! Do drugs!)

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    Artist: Beyonce

    Song: Grown Woman

    Real Lyric: 'Cause I put it...

    The Misheard: 'Cause I pooted...

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    Artist: Alicia Keys

    Song: Empire State of Mind

    Real Lyric: Concrete jungle where dreams are made of

    The Misheard: I think I'm growing green tomatoes

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    Artist: Jane's Addiction

    Song: Been Caught Stealing

    Real Lyric: I enjoy stealing.

    The Misheard: I didn't just give in.

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