The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: And it's whispered that soon, if we all call the tune Then the piper will lead us to reason
The Misheard: And it's whispered that soon, if we all call the jew Then the piper will lead us to reason
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Real Lyric: Im not big on social graces think i'll slip on down to the oasis
The Misheard: Im not big on saucy braces think i'll go on down to see oasis
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Real Lyric: A drunkard's dream if I ever did see one
The Misheard: A chocolate stream if I ever did see one
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Real Lyric: Magic Bus
The Misheard: I drink Bud
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Real Lyric: We're the renegades of funk!
The Misheard: Put a rat in the cage and f*ck!
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Real Lyric: We're the renegades of funk!
The Misheard: Put a rat in the cage and f*ck!
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Real Lyric: I don't know, but I've been told, Big legged woman ain't got no soul
The Misheard: I don't know, but I've been told, A been laid woman ain't got no soul
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Real Lyric: Warning, live without warning
The Misheard: Warning, live without women
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Real Lyric: Jesus is just alright with me
The Misheard: Jesus is just a rat with wings
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Real Lyric: Our lips are sealed
The Misheard: I kissed a seal
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