The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle
The Misheard: Light up the stage and I'll chunk like a candle.
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Real Lyric: This mellow-thighed chick just put my spine outta place
The Misheard: The smell of flat chicks just put my spine otta place
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Real Lyric: return to sender, address unknown.
The Misheard: return december, let the dress unroll
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Real Lyric: Jeremy Spoke in, Class today
The Misheard: Jeremy's Open, Yesterday
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Real Lyric: rock the boat, don't rock the boat baby
The Misheard: romp the bomp, don't romp the bomp baby
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Real Lyric: I get a little, but it's never enough
The Misheard: I need a liver but its never enough
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Real Lyric: As her folks drive away, her dad yells, "Check the oil!"
The Misheard: As her folks drive away, her dad yells, "Chuckie Oil."
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Real Lyric: Dancing Queen Young and Sweet Only Seventeen
The Misheard: Dancing Queen Feel the meat on my tangerine
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Real Lyric: Papa don't preach. I'm in trouble deep.
The Misheard: Papa don't preach. I hit puberty
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Real Lyric: Since you been gone, she's been seein' that Amos boy, Seth
The Misheard: since you been gone, she's been seein that anus boy
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