The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: you better make sure you put me in my place
The Misheard: you better make sure you punch me in my face
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Real Lyric: What'll you do when you get lonely
The Misheard: What'll you do when you get loaded
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Real Lyric: She was standing there in back of my chair, said "tell me don't I know your name?"
The Misheard: She was standing there in back of my chair, said "Zimmie don't I know your name?"
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Real Lyric: Hush, hush keep it down now voices carry
The Misheard: Old church even downtown This is Gary
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Real Lyric: Well since she put me down I've been out doin' in my head
The Misheard: Since she put me down Well I do it in my hand
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Real Lyric: I got fire in my mind. I got higher in my walkin’.
The Misheard: I got fire in my mind I got higher than Milwaukee
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Real Lyric: "You're a teaser, you turn them on/leave them burning and then you're...gone.."
The Misheard: "...Lord! Your cheesecake is terrible!/Leave it burning and then you're...gone...!"
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Real Lyric: Arizona
The Misheard: cherry cola
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Real Lyric: Bring me a higher love.
The Misheard: bring me your iron lung.
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Real Lyric: You can be my sheik
The Misheard: You can be my sheep
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