The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Spitting out pieces of his broken luck.
The Misheard: Spitting out pieces of his broken lung.
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Real Lyric: Sweet Emotion
The Misheard: Wheels in Motion
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Real Lyric: It's enough to make Kings and vagabonds
The Misheard: It's enough to make a king-sized bag of bombs
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Real Lyric: And little Early Burly came by in his curly wurly, And asked me if I needed a ride.
The Misheard: And little early girly gave my anus curly-whirly, And asked me if I needed a ride.
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Real Lyric: Now he's holdin' in, when he used to make it talk so tough
The Misheard: Now he's an old man, when he used to make it talk so tough
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Real Lyric: sleep with one eye open hugging your pillow tight
The Misheard: sleep with one thigh open bite on your pillow tight
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Real Lyric: So we sailed up to the sun Till we found the sea of green And we lived beneath the waves In our yellow submarine We all live in a yellow submarine Yellow submarine, yellow submarine We all live in a yellow submarine Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
The Misheard: Is a mi sa sala mi over didis land doedeboe li all live in a jello sumari jello sumari jello sumari repeat
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Real Lyric: I'm happy, I'm feeling glad, I've got sunshine, in a bag, I'm useless, but not for long, The future, is coming on...
The Misheard: I'm happy, I've got a three-foot bong The smoke rises, three foot long I'm wasted, but not for long, When I come down reload the bong...
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Real Lyric: when you're dollar goes to all of thoes standing in the wellfair line
The Misheard: when your daughter goes through all of thoes standing in the wellfair line
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Real Lyric: Pour some sugar on me
The Misheard: Awesome, Coolio, yay!
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