The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Away in a manger No crib for a bed
The Misheard: Away in a manger No crisps for a bed
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Real Lyric: "Dragulaaaaaaa"
The Misheard: "cant you learn"
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Real Lyric: Hey little thing let me light your candle ’cause mama I’m sure hard to handle, now, Gets around
The Misheard: Pretty little thing let me light your candle cause mama,I'm sure the handyman gets around
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Real Lyric: You're unbelievable
The Misheard: Your ugly butt
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Real Lyric: We're the renegades of funk
The Misheard: Where the redneck gays are f**ked
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Real Lyric: Gonna have to face it, you’re addicted to love
The Misheard: Hyenas wear faces, you're addicted to love
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Real Lyric: All your sickness, I can suck it up. Fire it at me, I'll just shrug it off.
The Misheard: Out of sickness, I can suck a d ick. Fire it at me, I'll just tug it off.
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Real Lyric: Butterfly decal, rear-view mirror, dogging the scene.
The Misheard: Butterfly, tea kettle, rear-view mirror, dog in the sink.
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Real Lyric: I had to stop in my tracks for fear Of walking on the mines I'd laid
The Misheard: I had to stop in my tracks for fear Of walking under mimes I've laid
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Real Lyric: Dig through the Ditches
The Misheard: The fish in the kitchen
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