The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: How can you have any pudding, If you don't eat you meat?
The Misheard: How can you have any pudding, If you don't kick your feet?
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Real Lyric: Tattoos of memories and dead skin on trial
The Misheard: Lasoos and memories and egg heads on trail
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Real Lyric: He's reading Balzac, knocking back Prozac.
The Misheard: He's eating ballsack, knocking back Prozac.
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Real Lyric: My world crumbles when you're not there
The Misheard: I wore goggles when you were not there.
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Real Lyric: 'Cause livin' with me must've damn near killed you
The Misheard: Sleepin' with me must have damn near killed you
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Real Lyric: Businessmen, they drink my wine, Plowmen dig my earth.
The Misheard: Businessmen, they drink my wine, come and take my herb.
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Real Lyric: Send me a postcard, drop me a line Stating point of view
The Misheard: Send me a boat yard, draw me a lion Say I'm portly too
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Real Lyric: All the leaves are brown ...
The Misheard: Underneath I'm brown ...
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Real Lyric: Love me while you can Before I'm a dead old man
The Misheard: Love me while you can Go to bed old man
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Real Lyric: Happiness is a warm gun (bang bang shoot shoot)
The Misheard: Happiness is a warm scone (jam jam, fruit fruit)
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