The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Because I won't live and die for the power they seek
The Misheard: Because I won't live and die for the purple man's knees
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Real Lyric: They pave paradise, put up a parking lot
The Misheard: They pave very nice, put up with f**king lies
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Real Lyric: Your love is like bad medicine
The Misheard: Your love is for barry venison
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Real Lyric: My baby don't care
The Misheard: My baby Donkey (They sing it in a Liverpool accent so this is an easy mistake to make - my baby don-keh)
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Real Lyric: And this is where I grew up I think the present owner fixed it up
The Misheard: And this is where I grew up I thought the prison otta fix it up
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Real Lyric: Follow me, follow me, follow me, follow me down, down, down.
The Misheard: Barley, barley, barley, barley down, down, down.
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Real Lyric: I believe in miracles.
The Misheard: I believe in milko.
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Real Lyric: When i was an alien, Cultures weren't opinions
The Misheard: When i was an alien, Soldiers weren't defending.
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Real Lyric: That deaf, dumb and blind kid Sure plays a mean pinball!
The Misheard: That death of a blanket, Sean plays a mean pinball!
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Real Lyric: raspberry beret
The Misheard: bad varicose veins
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