The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I wanna, I wanna, I wanna be adored, I gotta be adored, you adore me.
The Misheard: I wanna, I wanna, I wanna be a dog,I gotta be a dog. I'm a dog me.
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Real Lyric: Don't throw away your basic needs, ambience and vanity.
The Misheard: Don't throw away your basic needs, Andy wants a manatee.
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Real Lyric: chiquitita
The Misheard: chuck your teeth out
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Real Lyric: Teachers leave the kids alone
The Misheard: CREATURES leave the kids alone
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Real Lyric: I fight authority, authority always wins.
The Misheard: I fight authority although Eddie always wins.
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Real Lyric: Rabbit, where'd you put the keys girl
The Misheard: Rarebit, where'd you put the cheese girl
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Real Lyric: Barbara Ann
The Misheard: Bop Around
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Real Lyric: So I called up the Captain Please bring me my wine
The Misheard: So I called up the Captain Please bring me my wife
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Real Lyric: She's a brick----house Mighty might just lettin' it all hang out
The Misheard: Take your breasts out, let them all hang out
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Real Lyric: Bailamos Let the rhythm take you over Bailamos Te quiero amor mio Bailamos
The Misheard: My numb balls Let the river take you over my numb balls titty-ero mamma-mio my numb balls
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