The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
Showing: 11051 thru 11060 of 54134
Real Lyric: Jesus love me this I know
The Misheard: Jesus love me I say no
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Business men, they drink my wine Plowman dig my earth
The Misheard: Business men, they drink my wine White man drink my blood
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: What'll you do when you get lonely
The Misheard: What'll you do when you get loaded
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Big ole Jet Airliner...
The Misheard: Big ole Gel-Haired Lionel...
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Admiral Halsey notified me He had to have a berth or he couldn't get to sea
The Misheard: Admiral Halsey notified me He had to have a buzz or he couldn't get to sleep
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: I've felt the hate rise up in me... Kneel down and clear the stone of leaves... I wander over where you can't see... Inside my shell, I wait and bleed...
The Misheard: i felt the air rise up in me.. kneel down beneath the cold and breeze.. i wonder where those flies could be.. inside this hell, i wait and bleed
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: You broke the bonds and loose the chains.
The Misheard: You brought the thorns and hallucagens.
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Inside my shell I wait and bleed.
The Misheard: Inside Michelle I wait and bleed.
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: I'm only a man, in a silly red sheet...
The Misheard: I'm only a man, with fourty red sheep
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Jo-Jo was a man who thought he was a loner, But he knew it couldn't last.
The Misheard: (Actually everyone else always thinks the lyrics were this, but I knew better) Jo-Jo was a man who thought he was a woman, But he knew it wouldn't last.
The Story: Read it here »
© KissThisGuy.com, 2007-2026. All Rights Reserved Worldwide.