The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Big ol' jet airliner, don't carry me too far away
The Misheard: Big ol' red vagina, don't try to scare me away
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Real Lyric: Annie are you OK, are you OK Annie?
The Misheard: Annie are you a gay, are you a gay Annie?
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Real Lyric: These men don't want no hot female that's been around the block female, you nasty girl
The Misheard: These men don't want no Happy Meal to sit around the block and still, you nasty girl
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Real Lyric: Mustang Sally, I guess you're better slow, you must hang down.
The Misheard: Mustang Sally, I guess you better slow your Mustang down.
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Real Lyric: And I'm possessive, it isn't nice You've heard me saying that smoking was my only vice
The Misheard: And I posses him it isn't nice You heard me say that talking was my only vice
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Real Lyric: She asked me if I'd like to magnetise.
The Misheard: She asked me if I'd like to mend her tyres.
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Real Lyric: glorified version of a pellet gun
The Misheard: what if I'm a virgin, well hell it's good!
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Real Lyric: Hello, hello, hello, hello, how low? Hello, hello, hello, hello, how low? Hello, hello, hello, hello, how low?
The Misheard: Hello, hello, hello, i dunno Hello, hello, hello, i dunno Hello, hello, hello, i dunno
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Real Lyric: i'm a loser baby
The Misheard: i'm elusive baby
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Real Lyric: Are you reelin' in the years Stowing away the time
The Misheard: Are you reading in the evening Are you wasting all your time
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