The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: She looks like a flower but she stings like a bee
The Misheard: she looks like a flower but she stinks like a flea
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Real Lyric: I get knocked down, but I get up again. You're never gonna keep me down.
The Misheard: I get no cow, 'cause I'm a runaway. And a runner never gets no cow!
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Real Lyric: i don't think you're ready for this jelly
The Misheard: i don't think you're ready for des-teh-nee (horrible pronunciation of "destiny")
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Real Lyric: Cuts like a knife
The Misheard: Cuss like a knight
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Real Lyric: My libido
The Misheard: avacado
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Real Lyric: Baby I would climb the Andes solely
The Misheard: Baby I was gonna be anti Soviet
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Real Lyric: Don't let the sun go down on me although I search my self it's always someone else i see i just allow a fragment of myself to wander free by loosing everything its like the sun going down on me?
The Misheard: don't let my son go down on me altgough I hurt my self it's sopmeone else who pees i just allow a f**ot like myself to wander free by using energy its like my son going down on me
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Real Lyric: Smooth Operator
The Misheard: Smooth Hot Potato
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Real Lyric: We let in light and we banish shade
The Misheard: we let in light in light and we banish aid
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Real Lyric: Lay across big brass bed.
The Misheard: Lay it on a puppy bread again.
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