The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: i don't think you're ready for this jelly
The Misheard: i don't think you're ready for des-teh-nee (horrible pronunciation of "destiny")
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Real Lyric: Cuts like a knife
The Misheard: Cuss like a knight
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Real Lyric: My libido
The Misheard: avacado
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Real Lyric: Baby I would climb the Andes solely
The Misheard: Baby I was gonna be anti Soviet
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Real Lyric: Don't let the sun go down on me although I search my self it's always someone else i see i just allow a fragment of myself to wander free by loosing everything its like the sun going down on me?
The Misheard: don't let my son go down on me altgough I hurt my self it's sopmeone else who pees i just allow a f**ot like myself to wander free by using energy its like my son going down on me
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Real Lyric: Smooth Operator
The Misheard: Smooth Hot Potato
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Real Lyric: We let in light and we banish shade
The Misheard: we let in light in light and we banish aid
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Real Lyric: Lay across big brass bed.
The Misheard: Lay it on a puppy bread again.
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Real Lyric: Big ol' jet airliner, don't carry me too far away
The Misheard: Big ol' red vagina, don't try to scare me away
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Real Lyric: Annie are you OK, are you OK Annie?
The Misheard: Annie are you a gay, are you a gay Annie?
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