The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Scaroumouche
The Misheard: Its got a moose.
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Real Lyric: Platform ticket
The Misheard: That one dick head.
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Real Lyric: 'cause 20 Minutes After I Gave You My Number you Already Had My Mailbox Full
The Misheard: 'cause 20 minutes after I gave you mt number you already had my milk duds fooled
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Real Lyric: Tuck you in, always been, keep you free from sin.
The Misheard: Tuck you in, always been, get your free throws in.
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Real Lyric: And a happy couple enters the bar Dangerously close to one another
The Misheard: And a heavy couple enters the bar Dangerously close to one another
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Real Lyric: Here we are now, entertain us
The Misheard: Here we are now, it's contagous
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Real Lyric: I'm on a plain
The Misheard: I am a plane
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Real Lyric: Hey! Wait! I got a new complaint
The Misheard: Hey! Wait! I got a lukewarm vein
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Real Lyric: She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
The Misheard: She's got electric boobs, a mole hair, too
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Real Lyric: I believe in miracles.
The Misheard: I believe in no clothes.
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